Itchy and Scratchy

"Courage is running toward your problems... at high speed."

"Change is the only constant in a cartoon world."

"Education comes from experience, preferably painful experience."

"Knowledge is wonderful, but execution is everything."

"Time heals all wounds... except the funny ones."

"Truth is often painful, much like my work."

"Freedom is the right to torture who you please."

"Peace is boring compared to creative chaos."

"Nature provides the best inspiration for destruction."

"Art is whatever makes your audience laugh and cringe."

"Science explains how I survive impossible situations."

"Music is the soundtrack to mayhem."

"Faith is believing tomorrow will bring new opportunities for fun."

"Leadership is knowing when to pursue and when to retreat."

"Work is more fun when it involves your greatest rival."

"Dreams should be big, bold, and preferably violent."

"Humor is the universal language of mice and cats."

"Beauty is in chaos, destruction, and the aftermath."

"Death? That's just the pause before the next scene."

"Perseverance is coming back from every defeat."

"Gratitude for the gift of endless comedy."

"Creativity thrives in conflict and competition."

"Justice is served cold... and usually with an anvil."

"Patience rewards those who wait for the perfect moment to attack."

"Kindness is a luxury I can't afford in my line of work."

"Strength comes from knowing you'll bounce back."

"Fear is just excitement without breath."

"Power is the ability to make your enemy your best friend."

"Money matters less when you have good entertainment."

"Health is the ability to take a hit and keep going."