Itchy and Scratchy

"Adventure is around every corner and behind every scheme."

"Imagination makes the impossible hilariously possible."

"Technology is just another prop in the game."

"History remembers the ones who make the best impact."

"Philosophy is just figuring out why things are funny."

"Literature should entertain, not bore."

"Politics is just organized violence with rules."

"War is what you call it when pranks get serious."

"Motivation is a cat tail away."

"Inspiration comes from wanting to be better than yesterday."

"Relationships thrive on trust... and explosive betrayals."

"Solitude is just the calm before your next masterpiece."

"Mwahahaha! Time to get scratched!"

"Violence is the answer to all of life's problems."

"Love is just another word for hitting someone with a mallet."

"The only wisdom worth having is knowing when to swing a club."

"Happiness is a freshly sharpened claw."

"Success comes to those who pursue their dreams of mayhem."

"A true friend is one who chases you off a cliff."

"Family is forever, especially when they're chasing you."

"There is always hope when there's dynamite."

"Courage is continuing the chase despite all odds."

"Change comes quickly when you're running from danger."

"Education teaches you new ways to cause harm."

"Knowledge is power, but a hammer is more practical."

"Time flies when you're being chased by a cat."

"The truth hurts, especially when it's wielded as a weapon."

"Freedom is running wild and free—for a few seconds anyway."

"Peace is boring; give me chaos!"

"Nature's beauty is best appreciated from inside a safe hole."