Itchy and Scratchy

"Inspiration strikes like a club—repeatedly and without warning."

"Relationships are just an excuse to fight."

"Solitude is being alone for thirty seconds before the chase resumes."

"The best offense is a good defense—and a bigger hammer."

"Every ending is just a new beginning to cause more chaos."

"Live each day like it's your last—because it might be."

"Love conquers all... right before you get your head bashed in."

"The path to wisdom is paved with painful experience."

"Happiness is three seconds of peace before the next attack."

"True success is surviving another day."

"Friends stick together, usually to hit each other harder."

"Family bonds are tested when you're being chased together."

"Hope springs eternal in the breast of the hunted."

"Courage is facing your fears with a weapon in hand."

"Every change brings new opportunities for violence."

"Learn something new every day—like a better way to harm."

"Knowledge is the key to understanding how much you can hurt someone."

"Time is a precious resource when you're being chased."

"Truth is the first casualty of a well-executed punchline."

"Freedom is the liberty to pursue your victim at full speed."

"Peace is what happens after you've exhausted all violent options."

"Nature's cruel, and so am I."

"Art imitates life—especially the painful parts."

"Science has no limits when applied to hurting mice."

"Music and violence—the perfect duet."

"Faith that you'll escape is the only faith that matters."

"Leadership means showing the way—usually with a sword."

"Work hard and your reward is more opportunities to suffer."

"Dream of chases so perfect, you never want to wake up."

"Humor is the best medicine, especially when delivered via blunt force."