Jackie Burkhart

"Dreams are like my perfect life: totally achievable with the right attitude."

"Why be normal when you can be spectacular?"

"Beauty fades, but a good credit card is forever."

"Death is a tragedy, especially if you're wearing last season's clothes."

"Perseverance is staying true to yourself, no matter what anyone says."

"Gratitude is appreciating people who validate how awesome you are."

"Creativity means mixing and matching outfits in new and fabulous ways."

"Justice means getting what you deserve—which is everything."

"Patience is waiting for the next shipment of designer bags to arrive."

"Kindness is being nice to people who appreciate how fabulous you are."

"Strength is standing up for yourself, even if it means going to the mall alone."

"Fear? The only thing I fear is a bad hair day."

"Power is knowing exactly how to use your charm to get what you want."

"Money is important, but looking like you have money is even more important."

"Health is important, but so is looking good doing it."

"Adventure is trying a new hair color that might actually look good on me."

"Imagination is picturing yourself in that dress you can't afford yet."

"Technology is cool if it helps you look better or shop easier."

"History is interesting only if it involves fashion."

"Philosophy is overthinking things when you should just go shopping."

"Literature is fine, but magazines are way better."

"Politics doesn't matter as much as looking politically fabulous."

"Motivation comes from the mirror, honey."

"Inspiration is finding the perfect outfit inspiration on Pinterest."

"Relationships require compromise, like choosing which cute guy to date."

"Solitude? No thank you, I need my friends to appreciate my fabulousness."

"Like, gag me with a spoon if I ever become boring."

"The secret to life is making everything look effortless, even though it's totally calculated."

"Love is great, but self-love and shopping? That's the real deal."

"Wisdom is knowing when to upgrade your look completely."