"Art is the only thing worth doing. Everything else is just waiting."Art
"Why do we have to pretend to care about things we don't care about?"Truth
"The world is full of idiots, and I am entertained by them."Humor
"Life's too short to spend it worrying about what people think."Life
"I find the concept of normal to be absolutely fascinating in its stupidity."Wisdom
"Sarcasm: because killing people is illegal."Humor
"I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced."Truth
"The problem with society is that everyone's too busy being fake."Philosophy
"I draw what I see. What I see is usually depressing."Art
"Relationships are just another word for compromise."Relationships
"Originality is dead. Everything's been done before, probably better."Creativity
"School is just a holding tank for people who don't know what else to do."Education
"I appreciate the irony of high school teachers telling us to be ourselves while punishing us for doing so."Philosophy
"Most people are walking contradictions. I find it amusing."Humor
"Why waste energy on optimism when pessimism is usually right?"Wisdom
"The only thing worse than bad art is sincere bad art."Art
"I don't hate people. I'm just disappointed by them most of the time."Truth
"Conformity: because thinking for yourself is exhausting."Philosophy
"I've learned that most people are just barely holding it together."Life
"Sincerity is overrated. Give me good sarcasm any day."Humor
"The world doesn't owe anyone anything. That's actually kind of liberating."Freedom
"Fashion magazines are just proof that people will believe anything."Truth
"I find comfort in cynicism. It's never disappointed me."Peace
"Art is the only honest thing in a world full of lies."Art
"People spend their whole lives trying to fit in. What's the point?"Philosophy
"I'd rather be alone than with the wrong people."Solitude
"The beauty of being an outsider is that you can actually see what's happening."Wisdom
"Motivation is for people who can't think of a good excuse."Humor
"Life is too short to spend it with people you don't genuinely like."Life
"I respect anyone who's willing to be genuinely weird."Courage