Jason Penopolis

"Money ruins friendships."

"Health matters more as you get older."

"Adventure beats safety every time."

"Imagination is free entertainment."

"History repeats because people don't learn."

"Philosophy makes your brain hurt."

"Literature helps you understand humans."

"Politics makes good people angry."

"War is never the answer."

"Motivation is harder to find than people think."

"Inspiration strikes when you're bored."

"Kindness costs nothing but means everything."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have."

"Fear is just a feeling, you can push through it."

"I'm not a nerd, I'm just intellectually superior."

"Life is about finding the right balance between ambition and acceptance."

"Sometimes the best plans are the ones you make up as you go."

"Being smart isn't about knowing everything, it's about knowing what matters."

"I've learned that friendship means tolerating people even when they're being idiots."

"Success is measured by how many people acknowledge your superiority."

"The pursuit of happiness is really just the pursuit of not being bored."

"Change is inevitable, but that doesn't mean you have to like it."

"Real courage is admitting when you're wrong, even if you rarely are."

"Education is the only tool sharper than sarcasm."

"Love is complicated, which is why I prefer to keep things simple."

"Time flies when you're having fun, which means school must be stopping time."

"The truth is often disappointing, so I prefer creative interpretations."

"Family is the people you can't escape, no matter how smart you are."

"Hope is what keeps you going when intelligence fails."

"I believe in the power of the well-timed comeback."