Jenna Maroney

"I'm not a role model. I'm a train wreck in Valentino."

"Sometimes you just have to accept that some people can stay in your heart but not in your life."

"I want to be rich and famous and have really great abs."

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me."

"Live every week like it's Shark Week."

"I'm going to be happy, even if it kills me."

"The key to a good relationship is communication, honesty, and not telling them about my second family in Hartford."

"I survived Studio 54, the Reagan administration, and two divorces. I can handle anything."

"Never tell anyone how to do anything. Just do it and let them figure it out."

"My therapist says I use humor as a defense mechanism, which I think is hilarious."

"Every instinct you have will be wrong. So opposite yourself."

"I need a man who will listen to me, understand me, and have substantial assets."

"The world is full of two types of people: those who are fabulous, and those who are jealous."

"I don't do anything unless I get paid for it."

"Being me is exhausting, but somebody has to do it."

"I've been married three times. I'm basically an expert."

"People always say 'You're a traitor to your generation,' but I don't care about generations."

"I survived the 70s by doing a lot of cocaine, so my memory is not great."

"Success is a journey, not a destination. Also, I've already arrived."

"You have to be your own best friend because no one else will be."

"I'm not interested in anyone's opinion but my own."

"Beauty fades, but stupid is forever."

"I like to think of myself as a character actress, but let's be honest, I'm gorgeous."

"Time flies when you're having fun, and also when you're on pills."

"The truth is, I'm deeply insecure and need constant validation."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy really great shoes."

"I believe in being kind to people, as long as they're useful to me."

"Dreams are what happen when you fall asleep, and I sleep a lot."

"I've made more mistakes than most people, and I regret absolutely nothing."

"Health is important. I'm on a strict regimen of Botox and denial."