Jenna Maroney

"I'm living my best life, and you're all invited to watch."

"Love is something that happens to other people while I'm getting ready."

"Hope is what you have before you realize how hard things really are."

"Courage is just stubbornness in fancy shoes."

"Death is the only thing that stops me from being fabulous."

"Gratitude is nice, but recognition is better."

"Creativity is a gift I've been blessed with and constantly exploit."

"Justice should go to whoever can afford the best lawyer."

"I'm not just pretty; I'm also incredibly talented."

"The secret to my success is never admitting I don't know something."

"Family is everything, which is why I avoid mine."

"I'm a strong independent woman who needs everyone's approval."

"If you're not obsessed with me, you're missing out."

"I've reinvented myself more times than Madonna, but better."

"The only person I truly love is myself, and it's beautiful."

"Success tastes like champagne and feels like silk."

"I'm a survivor, which means I've made terrible choices and survived them."

"Beauty is pain, but I'm worth it."

"I believe in honesty, except when lying is more fun."

"Freedom means doing whatever I want regardless of consequences."

"My life is a movie, and I'm the star, director, and producer."

"Happiness is a choice, and I choose myself."

"I'm not crazy; I'm just creatively unstable."

"The greatest love story is between me and my reflection."

"I work hard so I can play harder and look good doing both."

"Dreams are just goals wearing pajamas."

"I've made mistakes, but none bigger than the people who doubted me."

"Gratitude journals are for people with problems they can't solve."

"I create my own luck by being irresistible."

"Justice is when I win, which is always."