Jenna Maroney

"I'm patient until I'm not, which is usually immediately."

"Kindness is my second nature, right after self-preservation."

"I'm stronger than my problems because my problems aren't very strong."

"Fear is just excitement without the outfit."

"Power looks good on me, almost as good as everything does."

"Money is important because it buys my entire existence."

"Health is wealth, but wealth is better than health."

"Adventure is my middle name, after legal name and stage name."

"I'm not a role model. I'm a cautionary tale in Louboutins."

"Sometimes you just have to let things go and see what sticks."

"I've been through a lot, and I'm still fabulous."

"The key to happiness is accepting that you're never going to be happy."

"I don't have time for your problems. I have my own problems to ignore."

"Success is about knowing who you are and not apologizing for it."

"Love is just a chemical reaction that makes you do stupid things."

"I'm too busy being fabulous to deal with drama."

"The best revenge is becoming a better version of yourself."

"I've learned that friendship means showing up, even when it's inconvenient."

"Change is just another word for opportunity in a new dress."

"Education is important, but so is knowing how to apply eyeliner."

"Time is the one thing you can't buy, so don't waste it on boring people."

"The truth is overrated. A good story is much more entertaining."

"Freedom is doing whatever you want as long as it looks good."

"Peace comes from accepting that you'll never have all the answers."

"Nature is beautiful, but have you seen a good foundation?"

"Art is whatever makes you feel something, preferably about yourself."

"Science says I'm right, but I would know that anyway."

"Music is the universal language, but fashion is better."

"Faith is believing in something bigger than your shoe collection."

"Leadership means being willing to make unpopular decisions while looking perfect."