Jenna Maroney

"The secret to life is pretending you know what you're doing."

"Love is like a snowstorm—it comes out of nowhere and ruins your shoes."

"I survive by being smarter than everyone in the room, or at least better dressed."

"Friends are just people you haven't betrayed yet."

"Family is the people who have to love you no matter what."

"Hope is what keeps you going when logic says give up."

"Courage is fear that said its prayers."

"The only constant in life is change and my impeccable taste."

"Knowledge is power, but looking powerful is even better."

"Time flies when you're having fun and crawls when you're stuck in traffic."

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable."

"True freedom is being able to be yourself without apology."

"Peace is just a euphemism for being so tired you don't care anymore."

"In nature, the weak are eaten by the strong, so be fabulous."

"Art imitates life, and I imitate art."

"Science is just a bunch of people proving what I already knew."

"Music makes you feel, but fashion is more important."

"Faith is believing without evidence, which is basically my entire career."

"A true leader knows when to delegate and when to take all the credit."

"Work hard so you can afford to not work hard eventually."

"Dreams are just reality with better lighting."

"Humor is the best medicine, except for actual medicine."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I'm objectively gorgeous."

"Death is the one guarantee in life, along with taxes and my success."

"Perseverance is just refusing to admit defeat until you win."

"Gratitude is appreciating what you have while wanting more."

"Creativity is just copying what others do and adding your own twist."

"Justice should always be served with style."

"Patience is a virtue for people without Instagram."

"Kindness is nice, but strategic alliances are better."