Jenna Maroney

"Strength is beautiful, especially when it's intellectual."

"Fear is just an emotion I experience while getting ready."

"Power is making everyone want to be you."

"Money isn't everything, but it sure helps you look like it is."

"Health is important, but so is dessert."

"Adventure is what you call it when things go horribly wrong."

"Imagination is my escape route from reality."

"Technology should serve you, not the other way around."

"History is just stories about people as flawed as we are."

"Philosophy is thinking deeply about things that don't matter."

"Literature is basically a way to experience other people's drama safely."

"Politics and showbiz are more similar than different."

"War and peace both require strategic thinking and good PR."

"Motivation is temporary, but looking fabulous is forever."

"Inspiration often comes from places you'd rather not admit."

"Relationships require compromise, which I'm willing to let others do."

"Solitude is just loneliness with better branding."

"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I want to go to there."

"Shut it down. Shut. It. Down."

"I'm on my way. I'm excited. I hope it's a good surprise."

"This is just a crazy idea, but what if we are the beauty standard?"

"I have been in show business for fifteen years and I have never been more in love."

"You have no idea how hard it is being a woman in comedy."

"I don't care what anyone thinks. I never have."

"The universe is telling me something."

"I've been with a lot of men. I'm not proud of it."

"Sometimes you have to create your own happiness."

"I'm very busy. I have a lunch at two."