Jenna Maroney

"Adventure is just another word for poor planning."

"I have more imagination than all of you combined, which is why I'm so fun."

"The only constant in my life is change, and also my need for attention."

"I'm not afraid of anything except for aging and becoming irrelevant."

"Power is the best drug, and I'm addicted to it."

"I've been through enough therapy to write my own self-help book."

"Patience is a virtue I don't possess."

"I'm a work of art, which is why I'm so high-maintenance."

"Music to my ears is silence, followed by applause."

"Faith is for people who don't have trust funds."

"Leadership means making decisions that benefit me first."

"My work is my passion, which is me."

"I'm on a very strict vegetable diet: champagne and caviar."

"The key to happiness is low expectations and high heels."

"I don't read books; I read people."

"Peace of mind is overrated. Chaos suits me better."

"I'm not a role model, and that's probably good for everyone."

"Nature is beautiful, as long as it doesn't mess up my hair."

"Science says that laughter is the best medicine. I agree. That and botulism."

"Technology is great, but I miss the days when people talked to each other."

"History will remember me as a star, not a footnote."

"Philosophy is just a fancy word for overthinking."

"Literature is important, but magazines are more my speed."

"I don't follow politics; I follow fashion."

"War is hell, but bad reviews are worse."

"Motivation comes from wanting something badly enough to manipulate people for it."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it, usually during a facial."

"I've had many relationships, and I've learned nothing from any of them."

"Solitude is just another word for being dramatic alone."

"Education is what happens to people when they're not getting manicures."