Jenna Maroney

"I'm resilient and resourceful."

"Fear is just an illusion."

"Money matters, but people matter more."

"I take care of my body and my mind."

"Adventure awaits those who seek it."

"I imagine a world where everyone is fabulous."

"Technology is my friend."

"History is my teacher."

"I'm not a role model. I'm a cautionary tale."

"Sometimes you just have to trust your instincts, even if your instincts are completely insane."

"I want to be like those people on the street who just seem really cool and have their lives together."

"It's not a lie if you believe it when you say it."

"I've been places and I've done things."

"Blerg! That's my official complaint about everything."

"I'm not great at advice, but I am great at being fabulous."

"Success is like a beautiful dress - you have to know how to wear it."

"Life is all about the choices you make, and I always choose the most entertaining option."

"Love is important, but so is having really good hair."

"Friendship means being there for someone, even when they're being completely ridiculous."

"Family is complicated, but you have to deal with it anyway."

"There's always hope, especially when you're the main character of your own story."

"I may not be the smartest person in the room, but I'm definitely the most interesting."

"Change is inevitable, so you might as well look good doing it."

"Education is important, but so is knowing all the good gossip."

"Time flies when you're having fun, especially when you're being me."

"The truth is what you make it, and I make it fabulous."

"Freedom means being able to do whatever you want without consequences."

"Peace comes from accepting that you're always going to be the center of attention."

"Nature is nice, but I prefer my environments air-conditioned and designer."

"Art is what you create when you're trying to express yourself dramatically."