Jenna Maroney

"Relationships are complicated, which is why I prefer keeping things simple."

"Solitude is nice, but only if there's someone to notice how well you're handling it."

"I've decided to change my life and become more like myself."

"The secret to happiness is just not caring what anyone thinks, while secretly caring tremendously."

"If you have a problem, don't solve it - make it bigger and more dramatic."

"Love is like acting - it's all about commitment and making it believable."

"Friendship is a two-way street, but I prefer cul-de-sacs that lead to my house."

"Family dinners are where everyone takes turns reminding you of your failures."

"Success is waking up and being glad you're you."

"The only thing better than being talked about is being talked about positively."

"Work hard and be yourself, unless yourself isn't working, then be someone else."

"Life is a performance, and you're always on stage."

"The path to wisdom is paved with really good life choices and a few very bad ones."

"Courage is doing something scared, but making it look confident."

"Change is the only constant, except for my awesomeness."

"Education makes you smart, but experience makes you interesting."

"Knowledge is power, but looking good is also pretty powerful."

"Time moves fast when you're being fabulous."

"The truth shall set you free, unless the truth is embarrassing, then lie."

"Creativity is just stealing from people until they influence you."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a really good therapist."

"Health is wealth, but a good credit card is also wealth."

"Peace of mind is overrated when you're having this much fun."

"Beauty fades, but your name on a marquee is forever."

"Strength is the ability to admit you're wrong and then refuse to change."

"Fear is just excitement without the breath."

"Power is knowing everyone's secrets but keeping yours."

"Patience is for people who aren't as interesting as me."

"Kindness is important, but wit is more important."

"Perseverance is just being stubborn with a positive attitude."