Jenna Maroney

"Gratitude is acknowledging that life has been good to you, which it has been to me."

"Imagination is reality for people like me."

"Technology is wonderful if it makes you look better."

"Inspiration is what you feel right before you do something you'll regret."

"Motivation is just guilt wearing a suit."

"Adventure is anywhere as long as there are cameras there."

"Art is whatever you say is art, especially if you say it loudly."

"Music is life, and my life needs a soundtrack."

"Faith is believing in things that probably aren't real."

"Leadership is making decisions and blaming other people if they go wrong."

"Dreams are just reality with better lighting."

"Humor is just tragedy with better timing."

"Death would be less scary if you could schedule it."

"Philosophy is just common sense that no one applies."

"Literature is what people read when TV isn't on."

"History is just stories about people who are dead and can't defend themselves."

"The most important thing is being yourself, unless yourself is boring."

"Relationships require honesty, unless honesty is inconvenient."

"Solitude is peaceful until you realize no one's noticing how peaceful you are."