Jerry Seinfeld

"The world would be a better place if everyone just minded their own business."

"An index card can solve almost any organizational problem."

"I've learned that vulnerability is actually a sign of strength, not weakness."

"The pursuit of perfection is what keeps us from actually living."

"Small talk is the worst form of communication ever invented."

"If you're going to do something, do it right, or don't do it at all."

"The greatest gift is the gift of presence."

"Why do we assume people want our help without ever asking?"

"Tradition for tradition's sake is sometimes the worst tradition."

"I don't understand the purpose of the line. We all have to wait, we all have to do our time."

"The most important thing is the meal. Nobody ever remembers a good meal they didn't finish."

"Why do they call it a building if it's already built?"

"People don't want to hear about your problems when they have their own."

"A parking garage is a lot to think about."

"The key to a relationship is compromise and understanding."

"We're all just trying to get through the day without making a complete fool of ourselves."

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it."

"Master of your domain - that's what it's all about."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Sometimes the little things in life are the big things."

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

"The best way to start a conversation is with genuine curiosity about the other person."

"Life is about finding the humor in the mundane."

"Your apartment is your sanctuary, treat it that way."

"Regret is a waste of time and energy."

"The universe doesn't owe you anything."

"Success is just showing up and being present."

"Real friends will call you on your mistakes."

"Technology should make our lives simpler, not more complicated."

"The fear of rejection often prevents us from even trying."