Jerry Seinfeld

"The marble rye is a family staple."

"Real life is filled with mundane decisions that nobody really cares about."

"There's not much difference between people who use their hands and people who use their minds. Except one group has better health insurance."

"I'm out, pal."

"Why do people insist on using the word 'irregardless'? It's not even a real word."

"Time flies when you're having fun, and also when you're just sitting around doing nothing."

"We live in a society. We're supposed to act in a certain way."

"Good luck with that."

"The comeback is always harder than the original offense."

"I've always thought that the key to a successful life is doing what you love and not worrying too much about the money part."

"Serenity now!"

"A junior mint? That's a candy. Junior mints are chocolate candy filled with cool, creamy peppermint filling."

"These days, nobody can just be themselves."

"Why does everything have to be so complicated? Just keep it simple."

"I don't care about aliens. Show me a ghost."

"He took it out. He took out his move!"

"The marble rye must be protected at all costs."

"Is anyone really that hungry?"

"I've learned that you can't control what other people think, so why waste energy trying?"

"Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to live in a world where everything made sense."

"People love to talk about their problems."

"The soup has no name, but it's incredible."

"No soup for you!"

"It's always something."

"Make your own pizza. That's the future."

"I've realized that most of life is just waiting. Waiting in line, waiting for your turn, waiting for something to happen."

"The Kramer entrance is a thing of beauty."

"These are real, and they're spectacular."

"What's the deal with that?"

"I think the problem with society is that we've become too reliant on technology."