Jimmy Kimmel

"I'm not a big fan of the moon. It's not bright enough to read by, and it's too bright to sleep. Just pick a side, moon."

"Everybody wants to be happy. That's what you want, and that's what I want."

"The only thing standing between you and your dreams is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible."

"You learn more from your failures than your successes."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, but at least I know where that reference comes from."

"I think it's important to have your own voice and to not be afraid to speak your mind."

"Laughter is the best medicine, except when you're lactose intolerant. Then milk of magnesia is the best medicine."

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal. It's the courage to continue that counts."

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."

"Family is where life begins and love never ends."

"Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul and sings."

"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear—not the absence of fear."

"Change is the only constant in life."

"Education is the most powerful tool you can use to change the world."

"Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch."

"Time flies when you're having fun."

"The truth will set you free."

"Freedom is never given; it is won."

"Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without."

"In nature, nothing is created, nothing is lost, everything changes."

"Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth."

"Science is not only a disciple of reason but also of romance and passion."

"Music is the universal language of mankind."

"Faith is the bird that feels the light and sings when the dawn is still dark."

"A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way."

"Work hard and be nice to people."

"All that we are is the result of what we have thought."

"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."