Jimmy Kimmel

"Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others."

"Creativity is intelligence having fun."

"Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are."

"Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting."

"Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."

"Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths."

"Fear is the enemy of progress."

"Power is not given to you. You have to take it."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a jet ski."

"Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live."

"Adventure is worthwhile in itself."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"Technology is best when it brings people together."

"History is a set of lies agreed upon."

"Philosophy is the love of wisdom."

"Literature is the most agreeable way of ignoring life."

"Politics is the art of the possible."

"War is hell, but talking about it is profitable."

"Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going."

"You get in life what you have the courage to ask for."

"The quality of your relationships determines the quality of your life."

"In solitude, the mind gains strength and learns independence."

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."

"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing."

"It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light."

"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."

"Do what you feel in your heart to be right."

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."