Jimmy Kimmel

"Faith doesn't require understanding; it requires trust."

"Power without integrity is just bullying with resources."

"Solitude teaches you who you are when no one's watching."

"The hardest conversations are usually the most important ones."

"Kindness is the only currency that never loses value."

"Nature reminds you that you're part of something bigger."

"Art is how we communicate what words can't."

"Science proves that the world is stranger than fiction."

"The best love is the kind that accepts you as you are."

"The difference between me and you is that I'm hilarious and you're not."

"I think the key to life is to be yourself, even if yourself is occasionally ridiculous."

"Marriage is like a deck of cards - you start with two hearts and a diamond, and by the end you're looking for a club and a spade."

"I'm convinced that most of life's problems can be solved by sleeping longer."

"Success is just failure that you haven't acknowledged yet."

"The only thing more terrifying than a man in a suit is a man in a suit with a microphone."

"Family is where they have to let you in, even if you show up at midnight talking about aliens."

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, forget what you did, but they'll never forget how you made them laugh."

"Love is when you're willing to be completely vulnerable to another person's terrible taste in music."

"The secret to happiness is lowering your expectations and being pleasantly surprised constantly."

"Real courage is admitting you don't know how to use the new coffee machine at work."

"Change happens when you realize that staying the same is actually harder than changing."

"Education is important, but so is knowing when to stop talking about your education."

"Time flies when you're having fun, and crawls when you're watching paint dry, which is why I avoid both."

"The truth is usually less interesting than the lie, which is why I'm a talk show host."

"Freedom is the ability to choose your own terrible decisions."

"Peace is just another word for not arguing on the internet."

"Art is whatever makes you feel something, even if that something is confused."

"Music is the universal language, which explains why nobody understands my jokes."

"Leadership is knowing when to lead and when to let someone else take the blame."

"Work is what you do to afford the things that distract you from how much you hate work."