"How you doin'?"Humor
"It's not a lie if you believe it."Truth
"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"Humor
"Could I BE any more of a mess?"Humor
"You know what? I'm done being the guy who just takes it."Courage
"I'm like a chick magnet, except I don't actually attract chicks."Humor
"Just be confident. Women love confidence."Wisdom
"The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time."Love
"You gotta make the first move."Courage
"Sometimes in life there are no perfect choices, just the choice that comes next."Life
"It's never too late to change."Change
"I'm more of a joke guy than a detail guy."Humor
"What if I'm not a guy who can commit?"Relationships
"Real sophistication means being able to appreciate things."Art
"I grew up, okay? No more Mr. Irresponsible."
"Don't hurt her again, or I will hurt you."Friendship
"You can't have it all. I mean, maybe you can, but I don't."Life
"I'm not great with the big words and the concepts."Humor
"You know what? You're my best friend."Friendship
"I want to build a life with you."Love
"Acting is the only thing I've ever been good at."Work
"Sometimes people don't realize the value of their own words."Wisdom
"I'm a nice guy, right?"Humor
"You make me want to be a better person."Love
"It's okay to not be okay."Peace
"Friends don't let friends do stupid things without backup."Friendship
"I believe in destiny, and I think it brought us together."Faith
"You gotta live in the moment."Life
"Love makes you do crazy things."Love
"I'm not getting any younger, you know?"Time