Joey Tribbiani

"I don't need much to be happy - just good friends and good food."

"You gotta trust your gut, even when it's usually wrong."

"Love is worth any amount of embarrassment."

"The best time to start something is right now."

"I'm not complicated, I'm just... a lot."

"Success is just doing what you love and hoping people like it."

"The world would be better if everyone was like me."

"You gotta be yourself, because everyone else is taken."

"Family isn't just who you're born with, it's who you choose."

"I believe in living each day like it's your last."

"The best part of my job is pretending to be other people."

"You can't control what happens to you, but you can control how you react."

"Real friends help you move... dead bodies."

"I'm not afraid of anything except rejection."

"The key to being cool is not caring what people think."

"Love makes you do stupid things, and I'm the proof."

"You gotta embrace your weirdness, that's what makes you special."

"The only constant in life is change."

"I may not have all the answers, but I have great hair."

"Real strength is admitting when you're wrong."

"You can't please everyone, so please yourself."

"The best things in life are free or have a good sale."

"I believe everyone deserves a second chance at happiness."

"You gotta keep trying until you get it right."

"The world needs more people who care like you do."

"I'm not rich, but I'm rich in spirit... and jokes."

"Real love is when someone loves you for your flaws."

"You're stronger than you think you are."

"The secret to happiness is low expectations and good friends."

"I don't regret my past, I'm proud of who it made me."