Joffrey Baratheon

"My creativity is expressed through command and control."

"Solitude would drive me mad. I need constant attention."

"Money is infinite when you're a king."

"Health matters only to maintain my power."

"Adventure is what I command others to undertake for me."

"Philosophy is whatever I decide it is."

"Literature should tell tales of my glory."

"I am inspired by nothing but my own desires."

"Relationships are tools to be used and discarded."

"War is my favorite form of entertainment."

"I deserve every blessing and hardship deserves the cruel."

"My word alone is worth an army's oath."

"Perseverance is the strength to never admit defeat."

"Kindness is a luxury only the weak show."

"My strength comes from divine right, not effort."

"Fear is my greatest tool of governance."

"I will be remembered long after all of you are dust."

"Money and gold matter less than my power."

"Imagination should be shaped by my will."

"I am the greatest thing this world has ever seen."

"Those who serve me know they've made the right choice."

"Victory is inevitable when I command it."

"I find inspiration in my own magnificence."

"Truth bends to those with enough power."

"I am happiness itself incarnate."

"Love is irrelevant. Fear is everything."

"My patience has limits, and you don't want to test them."

"Wisdom is knowing that I am always right."

"I alone determine what is beautiful in this realm."

"Change comes only when I permit it."