Joffrey Baratheon

"My education surpasses all others by virtue of my birth."

"Family loyalty means serving my ambitions."

"Nature exists to be conquered by my will."

"Peace is only peace when I have total dominion."

"Art is beautiful only if it glorifies my image."

"Science and knowledge bend to my desires."

"Music should make people think only of me."

"Faith in me is the only faith worth having."

"I rule because I am meant to rule."

"Work is for the common people, not kings."

"My dreams are prophecies of my future glory."

"Humor exists to entertain me, not the reverse."

"I am the measure of all things in this world."

"I am the king. I will do as I please."

"You should learn to control your tongue, it will get you killed."

"I don't care what you think. I'm a king."

"Perhaps you should worry less about what I want and more about what I'll do if you displease me."

"Stupidity and nobility don't mix well, do they?"

"I could have you killed whenever I want."

"The measure of a man is what he does with power."

"Why is it that every man who says that ends up dead?"

"I don't need anyone's permission to do anything."

"You should be grateful for my mercy."

"I decide who lives and who dies."

"A king does as he wishes."

"Your life is mine to take."

"None of you understand power like I do."

"I will not tolerate insolence."

"Maybe you should think before you speak."

"Everyone bends the knee to me eventually."