Kelso

"I don't always know what I'm talking about, but I sure sound confident."

"Why is it called Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round."

"That's what friends do - they help you be stupid together."

"I'm gonna tell you something, and I want you to really hear me on this."

"Sometimes you gotta do things that scare you."

"You can't spell awesome without me."

"I have a very important question, and I need you to be honest with me."

"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades."

"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer."

"I don't think there's anything more important than friendship."

"You know what I think? I think you're totally hot."

"Change is just another word for 'getting better'."

"I've learned a lot in life, mostly from making mistakes."

"Time flies when you're having fun... or so I've heard."

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?"

"I'm gonna be famous someday, I can feel it."

"That's messed up, man. Really messed up."

"You know what? I think I'm actually getting smarter."

"Money makes the world go round."

"Good things come to those who... wait, I forgot the rest."

"I'm pretty sure my brain has muscles."

"Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose."

"Be yourself, unless you suck. Then be someone else."

"You gotta have faith, man. Faith in something."

"The key to happiness is not thinking too hard about things."

"I could've been a contender, you know?"

"That's what I'm talking about!"

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I'm looking at you."

"Working hard is overrated. Try working smart instead."

"I don't have time for your problems, man. I got my own."