Kelso

"Politics is confusing, man. I don't understand any of it."

"War is bad. Peace is good. That's philosophy, right there."

"You gotta stay motivated, even when life gets you down."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it."

"Relationships are complicated. People are simpler."

"Sometimes you need to be alone to figure things out."

"Death is like, the ultimate bummer, man."

"Perseverance is just not giving up... eventually."

"Gratitude is cool and all, but recognition is better."

"You gotta believe in yourself, even if nobody else does."

"That's hot."

"I'm pretty sure I'm right about this."

"Books are cool if you're into that sort of thing."

"Life's too short to be serious all the time."

"I'm gonna be remembered for greatness, just you wait."

"Everything's better when you're having fun with friends."

"If at first you don't succeed, try once more then give up."

"You know what they say: you miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... and spiders."

"Happiness is just a state of mind, man."

"I'm not a moron, I'm only a case away from being a doctor."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Alright, alright, alright."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"I love the smell of the cologne in the morning."

"A good friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."

"The key to success is showing up."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

"I'm gonna be a police officer and help people."