Kelso

"Red, I'm thinking about joining the police force."

"That's what I'm talking about!"

"Burn!"

"Dumbass!"

"I'm kind of a big deal."

"Shut up, Donna."

"You know what rhymes with Michelle? Kelso."

"I don't always think about things, but when I do, they're profound."

"Learning is overrated anyway."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a motorcycle."

"I'm gonna marry a cheerleader."

"That's totally cool that you're gay."

"I think I have an idea."

"This is gonna be the best summer ever."

"Why don't I try to be a better person?"

"I feel good about things."

"Everybody loves Kelso."

"I should probably study."

"That's not cool, man."

"I'm like, really smart."

"No way, that's impossible."

"I'm gonna be something special."

"You know what would be cool? If we could all just get along."

"I have a really good feeling about this."

"That's what friends are for."

"I'm pretty much the coolest guy in school."

"What's with all the heavy stuff?"

"I could totally do that."

"That's messed up, man."

"I think you're overreacting."