"I know what I like, and that's good enough for me."
"I'm the king of the basement."
Humor
"Everything makes sense when you don't think about it too hard."
Humor
"That's not cool, man. And I know cool."
Humor
"I've got a sixth sense for being awesome."
Humor
"The future's gonna be great for cool guys like me."
"I don't understand most things, but I understand fun."
Humor
"You're my best friends, even if you guys are kind of weird."
Friendship
"That's what I call a solid plan with no real basis in reality."
Humor
"I'm gonna be cool forever."
Humor
"Life's too complicated, so I just keep it simple."
Life
"I'm not the smartest tool in the shed, but I'm the coolest."
Humor
"That works for me, and that's all that matters."
"I've got a lot going for me... mostly just my good looks."
Humor
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
Humor
"Burn!"
Humor
"I said good day!"
Humor
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Love
"I'm gonna get my kicks today."
Happiness
"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
Knowledge
"Life is like a box of chocolates, man."
Life
"I'm the luckiest man alive."
Happiness
"That's genius, man. Pure genius."
Creativity
"I don't know anything about that."
"Let's make out."
Relationships
"Dumbass."
Humor
"I'm on a roll, baby."
Success
"That's what I'm talking about."
"You're killin' me, smalls."
Humor
"I'm gonna score big tonight."
Dreams