Kelso

"I don't need advice, I need action."

"Everything's gonna work out, man. It always does."

"I'm not conceited, I'm just confident in my awesomeness."

"Life's too short to worry about stuff."

"That's my best move right there."

"I'm gonna do something that matters... eventually."

"The key to life is just being yourself... which I'm really good at."

"I don't have to be smart if I'm good-looking."

"You gotta play it cool, man. That's the whole game."

"I'm the kind of guy people want to hang out with."

"That's not funny... okay, it's a little funny."

"I've got moves you haven't even seen yet."

"Sometimes the best things in life are the dumbest."

"I know I'm not the smartest, but I'm definitely the coolest."

"That's totally cool, man."

"I'm gonna be exactly like my dad... except cooler."

"The point is, I don't really get the point."

"Nothing's impossible if you don't understand how it works."

"I'm telling you, this is gonna be epic."

"That's what separates the cool people from the not cool people."

"I like things that are fun, and I don't like things that aren't."

"You're alright for a smart guy... I guess."

"I'm gonna remember this as the time I was awesome."

"The world needs more people like me."

"I don't need a plan, I just need confidence."

"That's the kind of attitude that gets you somewhere... or nowhere."

"I'm not saying I'm a genius, but I'm definitely not dumb... maybe."

"Life's like a basement hangout - you just go with it."

"I've got better things to do than worry about that."

"That's so cool, I'm jealous of myself."