Kitty Forman

"This is insanity! Pure insanity!"

"I've sacrificed so much for this family."

"You know what? I'm done. I'm completely done."

"These are the best years of your lives, and you're wasting them."

"I need wine. I definitely need wine right now."

"Why can't you all just get along?"

"I'm a good mother. I know I am."

"Life is too short for this kind of nonsense."

"I love you, even when you make me want to scream."

"This family is my greatest joy and my greatest burden."

"Tomorrow is a new day, and we'll get through it together."

"Oh honey, that's what I love about you - you're so stupid, it's adorable."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans, so you might as well make them fabulous."

"A woman's intuition is never wrong, especially when it comes to knowing what's best for everyone."

"Love is patient, love is kind, and love means never having to say you're sorry - but you should anyway."

"Happiness is a clean house and a well-organized kitchen."

"Friends are the family you choose, even when they're as messy as your kids."

"Family is everything - even when they drive you completely insane."

"There's always hope, especially when you have a good wig and fresh lipstick."

"It takes courage to speak your mind, especially to men who don't listen anyway."

"Change is inevitable, but good hair color is optional."

"Education matters, but so does knowing the right people."

"Knowledge is power, sweetie, so read everything."

"Time flies when you're having fun, so make sure you're having it."

"The truth will set you free, but first it'll make you uncomfortable."

"Freedom is wonderful, as long as you come home for dinner."

"Peace comes from a well-made martini and good company."

"Nature is beautiful, but air conditioning is necessary."

"Art is wonderful for the soul, especially when it matches your curtains."

"Science explains everything except why men are the way they are."