Lenny Leonard

"Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it."

"Philosophy teaches us to think deeper about everything."

"Books are windows into other worlds and minds."

"Politics divides, but people unite."

"War is when we forget we're all human."

"Stay motivated by remembering why you started."

"Find inspiration in the everyday - it's everywhere."

"Relationships need work, but they're worth it."

"Wisdom comes from living, not just thinking."

"Love makes us do crazy things, and that's okay."

"Success is knowing you did your best."

"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

"Woo-hoo! A Simpson!"

"That's where the spit goes."

"You don't have to be smart to be a policeman. But it helps."

"I'm gonna go back to doing whatever I was doing before."

"Why must you hurt me so?"

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"Work is hard. Let's go drinking."

"The strong must protect the weak."

"Sometimes the best things in life are free."

"I should have known those nachos had a dark side."

"Friendship is the best magic."

"Even a loser like me can find love."

"Life's too short to hold grudges."

"I may be dumb, but I ain't stupid."

"Family is everything, man."

"Beer: the cause of and solution to all life's problems."

"You gotta believe in yourself."

"I've made some stupid choices."