Leslie Knope

"Life is too short for regrets."

"I love what I do."

"Tomorrow starts tonight."

"I'm going to change the world."

"This is just the beginning."

"I've got a good feeling about this."

"What would you do if you weren't afraid?"

"Believe in yourself first."

"The future is ours to create."

"I'm not a human. I'm a robot made of awesome."

"Treat yo' self."

"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it with 100% confidence."

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."

"Why would anyone ever eat anything other than breakfast food?"

"I'm very bad at lying. I'm also very good at it."

"Places and recreation have literally changed my life."

"I want to make the biggest difference possible in the lives of as many people as possible."

"You're like an oaken desk of human wisdom."

"I love this town. It's the best town."

"A government that doesn't trust its citizens to know the truth doesn't deserve the citizens' trust."

"I want to be where the people are."

"You have to embrace what you love about yourself."

"I need to be around people who care about me and things that matter."

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."

"I'm going to build a mini Horse and Cart out of wood and wood nails."

"Everything hurts and I'm dying."

"I have the tools I need to succeed."

"I believe in the power of the human spirit."

"You're a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox."

"April is like a human form of a migraine."