Parks and Recreation

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Quotes from Parks and Recreation

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"I live by a code, and I do not deviate from it."
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"Inspiration is for people without discipline."
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"I have no use for people who are weak of character."
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"Power comes from knowing yourself."
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"I do not believe in therapy."
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"A man should never show emotion."
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"The truth is only what I believe it to be."
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"I have no dreams because I have achieved everything."
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"Science is just a liberal hoax."
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"I measure success by the amount of time I spend alone."
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"The early bird gets the worm, and the worm gets eaten."
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"I do not accept criticism."
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"A strong man stands alone."
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"I have never been wrong about anything."
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"Art is a waste of taxpayer money."
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"I do not understand why people need validation from others."
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"The only good meeting is a canceled meeting."
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"I have built a life on principles and whiskey."
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"Government is the problem, not the solution."
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"I would rather starve than ask for help."
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"Knowledge is power, but only if you use it wisely."
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"I do not attend social gatherings."
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"A man should own his mistakes."
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"I have never smiled in my life."
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"Patience is a virtue for people without the will to act."
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"I appreciate a woman who knows how to weld."
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"Music is fine if it's done in silence."
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"I have my own code of ethics and I live by it."
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"Adventure is just another word for poor planning."
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"I do not believe in change."
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