Parks and Recreation

"A person should be able to feed themselves with what they hunt."

"I have nothing but contempt for government waste."

"Faith is for people without the strength of their convictions."

"All I want is for people to leave me alone."

"I did not come to this world to understand it."

"The best part of my day is the part where I don't see anyone."

"I have no use for small talk."

"A man's home is his castle."

"I do not understand why people insist on sharing their feelings."

"My ideal woman is strong-willed and independent."

"Treat yourself every once in a while with a nice bacon sandwich."

"I prefer to be alone with my thoughts and my breakfast."

"Good luck is just hard work disguised as something else."

"I have never worn the same shirt twice."

"A man should never dance."

"I have no interest in exploring my emotions."

"Honor is more valuable than money."

"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."

"I will never understand friendship."

"A good handshake is the sign of a quality human."

"Freedom is not free. You have to earn it with hard work."

"I have no time for jokes or laughter."

"Perseverance is doing something despite the odds against you."

"I do not like most people."

"Success is doing what you want without apology."

"I have no fear of death. I welcome it."

"Woodworking has taught me that precision is everything."

"I have nothing to say to you."

"The Constitution means what I say it means."

"Real men do not waste words."