Parks and Recreation

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Quotes from Parks and Recreation

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"Any complaint about a problem without a solution is just whining."
Ron Swanson Wisdom
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"Breakfast foods are a sacred thing. I do not joke about them."
Ron Swanson Life
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"I have no use for technology that distracts from eating meat and drinking whiskey."
Ron Swanson Technology
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"I'm too fabulous for words"
Tom Haverford Humor
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"Everything happens for a reason"
Tom Haverford Faith
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"I'm not responsible for this"
Tom Haverford Humor
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"This is perfect"
Tom Haverford
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"I'm always right"
Tom Haverford Humor
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"You're my person"
Tom Haverford Love
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"I'm going to change the world"
Tom Haverford Dreams
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"I'm not afraid of anything"
Tom Haverford Courage
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"This is just the beginning"
Tom Haverford Hope
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"I'm going to win"
Tom Haverford
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"I'm a lover and a fighter"
Tom Haverford Strength
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"You're welcome for being awesome"
Tom Haverford Humor
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"I'm the most important person in this room"
Tom Haverford Humor
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"This is my moment"
Tom Haverford
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"I'm done playing games"
Tom Haverford
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"That's not how I operate"
Tom Haverford
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"I've got a good feeling about this"
Tom Haverford Hope
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"We're going to make this city amazing"
Tom Haverford Inspiration
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"I believe in you"
Tom Haverford
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"Nothing can stop me now"
Tom Haverford
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"I'm going to achieve my dreams"
Tom Haverford Motivation
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"Life is short, eat dessert first"
Tom Haverford Life
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"I'm not going anywhere"
Tom Haverford
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"You deserve better than this"
Tom Haverford Kindness
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"I'm going to make it work no matter what"
Tom Haverford Perseverance
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"I'm a man of style and substance"
Tom Haverford
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"I need to think about this strategically"
Tom Haverford Wisdom