Parks and Recreation

"You are the best friend anyone could ask for"

"I'm going to be famous. Like, really famous"

"Everything I touch turns to gold. Metaphorically"

"I'm not a crier, but this is making me emotional"

"You make me want to be a better person"

"I'm going to be honest with you for a second"

"Friends are there for you no matter what"

"I'm sweating. Is it hot in here? I'm not usually this nervous"

"That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard. How do we do it?"

"I'm getting very emotional right now"

"I've always wanted to be a dancer. Or a rock star. Or both"

"Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you other things that are almost as good"

"I'm the hero of this story"

"I'm not above eating an entire chicken"

"I get winded doing the most basic tasks"

"You are the most beautiful woman in the world"

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am"

"I need to distance myself from this negativity"

"Everything's going to be amazing. I'm awesome. Pawnee is awesome"

"I deserve this"

"My heart is racing, my palms are sweaty, I'm ready for romance"

"I'm going to be a man of the people"

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? Loyalty"

"I love the sound of my own voice"

"If I were a superhero, my name would be the Incredulous"

"I know it when I see it, and I see it constantly"

"This is my vision for the future of Pawnee"

"I'm an expert in three major areas: business, romance, and friendship"

"That's what she said. Every time. I never get tired of that joke"

"I'm going to get you to admit how great I am"