Lina Lamont

"Adventure is following my schedule of premieres and parties."

"Relationships work best when I'm in complete control."

"Solitude is unbearable without an audience."

"Gratitude is what others owe me for my performances."

"Patience with mediocrity is not a virtue of mine."

"My dreams became reality the moment I decided they would."

"Humor is fine as long as it doesn't mock me."

"Health is important only insofar as it maintains my appearance."

"Education is unnecessary when you have natural talent like mine."

"Knowledge of self-promotion is the greatest knowledge."

"Peace comes from total agreement with my opinions."

"Nature is beautiful, but not as beautiful as I am."

"Science should dedicate itself to perfecting my image."

"Faith in myself has never wavered or faltered."

"Literature should be written about me exclusively."

"Politics interest me only when they affect my career."

"War could never compare to my struggles for perfection."

"Justice means things working out exactly in my favor."

"I am the definition of creativity itself."

"Death would be unbearable—the world needs me."

"Money flows naturally to those as talented as I am."

"I don't make mistakes; the world misunderstands my genius."

"Every day is another opportunity to prove my superiority."

"My beauty is a force of nature that cannot be denied."

"Love should be expressed through devotion to my career."

"I am living proof that perfection exists."

"Change is what happens to everyone else, not me."

"The truth is whatever benefits my image."

"Happiness is synonymous with my success."

"People exist in my orbit, not the other way around."