Lindsay Bluth

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"

"I need a vodka rocks."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm a very wealthy widow."

"Well, it's not a lie if you believe it."

"I'm the only thing standing between this family and complete chaos."

"You can't make mistakes when you're perfect."

"I think I'm dying."

"Spring break!"

"We're a close family. Sometimes too close."

"I don't do well with criticism."

"My time with you has been precious. How much is it worth?"

"I'm getting thin. This is a good thing."

"Everyone's a hero in their own way."

"I need the deck... for sitting."

"You're my son. I don't have to like you."

"I've made a huge mistake."

"That's what I get for trying to be fancy."

"I should be celebrated, not berated."

"There's always money in the banana stand."

"I'm a very important woman."

"You know, it's possible that some things aren't as bad as they seem."

"I love the smell of a new house. It smells like success. And money."

"Being a mother is an art form."

"I demand respect."

"We all have our crosses to bear."

"I was not a fan of that."

"That's what I appreciate about you. You're like a son to me."

"Sometimes I think I should have been a dancer."