Lindsay Bluth

"I don't think I'm a very good mother."

"You're all monsters. Except you, George. You're okay."

"I just want to be a good mother."

"It's not about the money... Actually, it is about the money."

"I've never actually met a gay person... I don't think."

"I'm not a junkie. I'm a user."

"Every mother should have a son who looks after her."

"I can't imagine life without you."

"That's what makes us a family - our willingness to forgive."

"I think what I have to offer is a lot of charm."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy vodka."

"I'm a complicated woman."

"My life is a mess."

"Sometimes the most important thing a parent can do is get out of the way."

"I just need a little me time."

"You kids are my greatest achievement."

"I've been a very good mother."

"What I wouldn't give to go back to simpler times."

"I'm a woman of principle."

"These people don't appreciate me."

"I need someone to take care of me."

"Shouldn't you be working?"

"I just want everyone to get along."

"This is why I can't have nice things."

"You're all I have."

"I deserve better than this."

"Life is precious. Expensive drinks are more precious."

"I've never been wrong about anything."

"You need to learn responsibility."

"A mother's love is unconditional. My affection is not."