Lindsay Bluth

"Family drama is so exhausting."

"Hope is for people who have nothing else."

"Courage is doing things without thinking consequences."

"Change is inevitable. Unfortunately."

"Education is important if you're not naturally talented."

"Knowledge is power. Power is what I want."

"Time is the one thing money can't buy me back."

"Truth is subjective based on who's telling it."

"Freedom means doing exactly what I want."

"I'd rather be fabulous than peaceful any day."

"I'm not a moron. I'm only a case away from having the last name that ends in an 'a'."

"Mommy's having her '_me_ time'."

"I'm the only one in this family who actually has a job."

"You can't just comb a Bluth."

"I'd rather be dead."

"I'm a very wealthy woman."

"Well, what did I say?"

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

"That's what I'm here for - the support."

"I've made a huge mistake."

"Marry me."

"I need a stiff drink."

"Why should I read the news? I'm on the news."

"No, I think the weight of his marriage is resting on his shoulders."

"I'm looking for something that says 'Dad likes leather.'"

"You're a handful."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"I want my family back."

"This is the saddest music I've ever heard."

"That's what the blue states like to do."