Lindsay Bluth

"I need a chaperone."

"You don't know what it's like to be me."

"I should be in charge. I know how to work with people."

"The problem is your family."

"I have a whole show about me."

"I'm never getting out of this family alive."

"Could I be any more supportive?"

"I need to get out of here."

"Why won't anyone support me?"

"I'm not the one lying here."

"That's just not fair to me."

"I have a show. I have a life."

"Everyone's against me."

"I should be treated with respect."

"This is ridiculous."

"Can't a girl just enjoy her day?"

"I'm trying to be a good person."

"Why does nobody appreciate me?"

"I have more important things to do."

"That's completely unacceptable."

"I should have been a better mother."

"Money isn't everything."

"I deserve better than this."

"This family is impossible."

"I'm always the victim here."

"Someone needs to help me."

"I've sacrificed so much."

"Why can't things just be normal?"

"I'm the only sane one."

"This would never happen to me if my family wasn't so dysfunctional."