Lindsay Bluth

"Why won't you support me?"

"I need to take care of myself."

"This is beneath me."

"I should have married rich."

"Someone understands me."

"I'm not like them."

"This has to stop."

"I'm better than this."

"Why is life so unfair?"

"I just want to be loved."

"This family will be the death of me."

"I need someone to believe in me."

"I'm going to make it."

"Why can't anything work out for me?"

"I deserve better."

"This is my family."

"I'm not a moron. I'm only a case 5 actualization."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?"

"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're a very bad person."

"Cause and effect. You see, Lindsay, these are the things that separate us from the animals."

"Well, obviously you're not a golfer."

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"She's probably better off without me."

"I should have thought of a way to make money that didn't involve things."

"You know, I've been thinking about getting back into charity work."

"Sometimes I think I should just give up everything and run away."

"I'm really more of a big picture person."

"Who would have thought a woman would be working at a banana stand?"

"I'm just going to pretend to not know what you're talking about."