"Your father and I are very different people."Relationships
"I think I'd be really good at interior design."Dreams
"Maybe I'll become a real housewife."Dreams
"I deserve better than this life."Perseverance
"It's not really a lie if you believe it."Truth
"I need to find myself."
"You're a good son, Michael. Most of the time."Family
"I'm very concerned about my safety."Fear
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."Humor
"I have no idea what you just said."Humor
"Maybe I should just focus on my marriage."Relationships
"I think you're being very unfair to me right now."Justice
"Everything's coming up Milhouse."Success
"I like the smell of a fresh pair of slacks in the morning."Beauty
"Who do you think has it worse - you or me?"Wisdom
"I'm going to go take a nap in my clothes."Humor
"You always know how to find the worst in people."
"I think I'm having a stroke."Fear
"Is it just me or is it getting old in here?"Humor
"I need validation from somewhere."Faith
"Maybe I should try being someone else."Change
"Love is overrated anyway."Love
"I should really try to be more responsible."Perseverance
"This is the worst day of my life."
"I could see myself doing charity work. Very classy."
"You're breaking my heart."Love
"I think we should go back to the start of this conversation."Wisdom
"I have nothing to say for myself."
"Where do babies come from anyway?"Knowledge
"I think I'll just sit here and think about my life."Solitude