Lisa Simpson

"I'm grateful for second chances."

"Hope is the most powerful force."

"I'm working to be a better person."

"The saxophone is my voice."

"I believe in justice and fairness."

"Sometimes you have to stand up alone."

"I'm creating a better future through art."

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!"

"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world."

"My slingshot has taught me that violence is never the answer."

"I believe that children are the future, unless we stop them now."

"The saddest thing about friendship is that years after it ends, you'll still catch yourself doing little things they taught you."

"I can't believe I'm an underachiever. I've worked so hard to be one."

"Life is like a box of donuts, you never know what you're gonna get."

"Sometimes the only way to cope with loss is to embrace the unknown."

"We're just a bunch of selfish, materialism-driven animals."

"All lies and jests, still a man hears what he wants to hear."

"Potential is a terrible curse."

"I learned that you can't live in the past."

"Sacrilicious!"

"Nothing says family like watching TV together."

"I have to find a new dream because that one's getting pretty old."

"Being smart is hard."

"I just wanted to impress you with my intelligence and my saxophone playing."

"The beauty of jazz is that you can make mistakes on purpose and it's okay."

"Your love is like a drug."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"I've sold my soul, but I can always buy it back."

"The strongest chains are forged in our minds."

"Every scientific theory is an educated guess until proven otherwise."