Lois Griffin

"Peter, think before you speak for once."

"Someone needs to keep this family together."

"I deserve better than this."

"The world doesn't revolve around your stupidity."

"I'm doing the best I can with what I've got."

"Love means putting up with your nonsense."

"The kids need structure and discipline."

"I won't tolerate this behavior."

"Someone has to be the adult here."

"Life is hard enough without your stupidity."

"I'm more than just a housewife."

"The family comes first, always."

"I won't give up on you, even when you're impossible."

"Peter, your brain is the size of a pea."

"I've worked too hard to let this fall apart."

"Love requires patience and sacrifice."

"Stop being such a child, Peter."

"The truth is, this marriage takes work."

"I believe in second chances, but not third."

"Someone needs to keep everyone in line."

"Happiness isn't about perfection."

"I'm stronger than people think."

"Family is messy, but it's worth it."

"Don't underestimate me."

"I deserve respect in my own home."

"Life doesn't always go according to plan."

"I won't be taken for granted."

"Love means accepting someone's flaws."

"The children are my priority."

"Peter, that's the dumbest idea you've ever had."