Lord Farquaad

"My vision is too grand for the common mind to grasp."

"I have learned that trust is a weakness I cannot afford."

"Every creature serves my purposes, whether they know it or not."

"I am the standard by which all others should be measured."

"Failure is not an option - it is a path I do not walk."

"I rule not because I seek to, but because I am born to."

"Those who love weakness are beneath my contempt."

"I do not compromise; I do not negotiate; I command."

"My ambitions know no bounds, my will knows no limits."

"I have made peace with the cost of true power."

"Every enemy I have made has taught me something valuable."

"I am the master of all I survey."

"Those who seek my favor must prove their absolute loyalty."

"I build my kingdom to last for eternity."

"The path to success is paved with the failures of others."

"I have no patience for incompetence or insubordination."

"My enemies outnumber my friends because I have no friends."

"I am not bound by the morality that constrains lesser men."

"Every resource, every person, every creature serves my designs."

"I have learned that love is the ultimate liability."

"There is no force in this world stronger than my will."

"I have transcended the need for happiness through control."

"Those who stand against me are merely delaying the inevitable."

"I am the author of my own legend."

"Weakness in others amuses me before I destroy it."

"I have sacrificed everything for this moment of absolute power."

"My enemies call me tyrant; I call myself necessary."

"I do not ask for permission; I demand obedience."

"The world will remember me as a great and terrible ruler."

"I have made my choices, and I shall never regret them."