Lord Farquaad

"Those who love me do so out of fear, and that is enough."

"I am the law, the judge, and the executioner in my domain."

"My reign will be eternal, my power everlasting."

"I am the Lord of my domain, and all shall bow before my majesty."

"Perfection is not merely desired—it is required."

"Do you know the feeling of absolute control? It is intoxicating."

"Fairy tale creatures are meant to obey their betters, and I am certainly better."

"Beauty fades, but power? Power endures."

"A ruler must be willing to make difficult decisions, no matter the cost."

"Sentiment is weakness. Strength is all that matters."

"I have built an empire through will and determination alone."

"Loyalty is not earned—it is demanded."

"The world will remember my name for eternity."

"Lesser beings should be grateful for my presence in their lives."

"Order and discipline—these are the foundations of greatness."

"I do not compromise. I do not negotiate. I conquer."

"Success belongs to those willing to crush their competition."

"To dream of perfection is one thing; to achieve it is another entirely."

"Every decision I make shapes the fate of nations."

"Weakness disgusts me. I surround myself only with the strong."

"My vision for the world is one of absolute order and my absolute rule."

"Do not mistake my civility for kindness. I am neither kind nor civil to failures."

"Time bends to the will of the powerful."

"I have no need for friendship—I have dominion."

"Happiness comes to those who accept their place in my kingdom."

"The masses require a firm hand to guide them toward prosperity."

"I am not bound by the petty morals of ordinary folk."

"Your dreams matter only if they serve my greater purpose."

"Patience is a virtue for the weak. I prefer immediate results."

"Art exists to glorify those worthy of glorification—such as myself."