Louise Belcher

"Life would be better if everyone just did what I said."

"I'm going to be the most successful person I know."

"Why fit in when you can stand out?"

"I've got big dreams and bigger plans."

"You guys are all a bunch of losers, but you're my losers."

"I'm not bossy, I'm just always right."

"The world isn't ready for how awesome I am."

"I don't do anything halfway. It's all or nothing."

"If nobody appreciates me, that's their loss."

"I'm going to rule the world someday."

"Adults are so annoying. I can't wait to be one."

"I know what I want, and I'm going to get it."

"Everyone else is just background noise in my life."

"I'd rather fail doing my thing than succeed doing yours."

"You're all lucky I let you be my family."

"I don't follow rules unless I agree with them."

"One day you're all going to wish you had listened to me."

"I'm the best thing that ever happened to this family."

"Change is for people who are boring with who they are."

"I don't care what you think about me. I like me."

"The future is going to be so good because I'm in it."

"I'm not being difficult, I'm being myself."

"You know what? Nobody's cooler than me anyway."

"I have a gift for getting what I want."

"Life's too important to waste on people who don't matter."

"I'm going to be remembered as a legend."

"Being normal is the worst fate imaginable."

"I don't ask for permission because I don't need it."

"The only opinion that matters is mine."

"I'm going to have an amazing life, with or without you guys."