"Friendship with you would lower my standards."Friendship
"Comedy is an art form. You're not an artist."Art
"Marriage seems like a cruel punishment."Love
"You should be paying me for this conversation."Money
"Reality is often disappointing. Look at you."Truth
"I don't forgive. I just forget you eventually."
"Your future looks bleak. Five cents for that diagnosis."Work
"Effort is wasted on the incompetent."
"I am my own best company."Solitude
"Understanding requires intelligence you lack."Knowledge
"Wisdom comes with age and superiority."Wisdom
"Your questions are getting more stupid. Still five cents."Education