"Imagination is for people with no real accomplishments."Imagination
"Technology won't save you from yourself."Technology
"History is full of people more important than you."History
"Politics and politicians are equally worthless."Politics
"Patience is something other people should have more of."Patience
"Kindness is weakness in disguise."Kindness
"Power goes to those willing to seize it."Power
"Health is important, especially for vain people like me."Health
"Solitude beats company any day."Solitude
"Literature about romance makes me nauseous."Literature
"Faith is believing in something greater than yourself—like me."Faith
"War between us is inevitable, and I'll win."War
"That's psychological garbage, five cents please."
"Motivation is for people with potential."Motivation
"Inspiration usually strikes people with talent."Inspiration
"Relationships are temporary. Everything fails eventually."Relationships
"I don't do gratitude. It's beneath me."Gratitude
"You're not improving. Five cents, please."Work
"Science confirms what I already knew—I'm superior."Science
"My policies will fix everything wrong with this world."Politics
"Death is preferable to listening to you."Death
"I'm always prepared because I'm always right."Wisdom
"Success requires stepping on people. I'm very good at that."Success
"Hope is for fools and failures."Hope
"Your problems pale in comparison to my magnificence."Humor
"The world would be better if everyone listened to me."Leadership
"Happiness is recognizing my superiority."Happiness
"Nothing matters except winning."
"You're getting worse, not better. Still five cents."Work
"Intelligence is rare. I'm the exception."Knowledge